Happy Liz and Dick day to you and yours.

Happy Liz and Dick day to you and yours.

Pretty sure your last tweet was referencing sneakers.

Pretty sure your last tweet was referencing sneakers.

Tweet of the Year.

Tweet of the Year.

Anticipation for Liz and Dick is now at ninety.

Anticipation for Liz and Dick is now at ninety.


Lindsay disappeared a few times into the john. For a cigarette. Said she doesn’t usually smoke but is boning up on it to prep for her Elizabeth Taylor role. In the ladies room an elderly Hispanic named Bianca was cleaning the stalls. Tearing up, the front-paged blond actress felon said: “You’re too old to be doing this.”
She reached into her purse, crumpled a $100 bill in her hand and gave it to the attendant, who, backing away, said, “No, no, no.” Lindsay Lohan pushed the money at her with: “You’re too old to be doing this kind of work.” Bianca finally took it.

Oh, Linds. <3

Lindsay disappeared a few times into the john. For a cigarette. Said she doesn’t usually smoke but is boning up on it to prep for her Elizabeth Taylor role. In the ladies room an elderly Hispanic named Bianca was cleaning the stalls. Tearing up, the front-paged blond actress felon said: “You’re too old to be doing this.”

She reached into her purse, crumpled a $100 bill in her hand and gave it to the attendant, who, backing away, said, “No, no, no.” Lindsay Lohan pushed the money at her with: “You’re too old to be doing this kind of work.” Bianca finally took it.

Oh, Linds. <3

SNL Bumper: Lindsay Lohan/Jack White

SNL Bumper: Lindsay Lohan/Jack White


Tonight, tonight There&#8217;s only you tonight What you are, what you do, what you say

Tonight, tonight
There’s only you tonight
What you are, what you do, what you say

SNL Promo: Lindsay Lohan/Jack White

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