Today in Celebrity Nonsense -

*~* Birthday Edition *~*

• Taylor Swift released a new song called “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”. It’s called subtlety and subtext, and Taylor is a master of both. She also announced that her new album is to be entitled Red. “I called it Red because of the tumultuous, crazy adventures in love and loss that it chronicles. In my mind, when you experience love that’s fast paced and out of control and mixes infatuation, jealousy, frustration, miscommunication, and all of those lovely emotions… in retrospect, it all looks red,” Swift said in a statement. (I thought it was a chronicle of when she first got her period, but I guess I was wrong.) [US Weekly]
• Robert Pattinson attended the after-party of his new film Cosmopolisand was not a sobbing mess. As one onlooker puts it, “The whole room was watching him, and he looked genuinely at ease and comfortable the whole time.” Said onlooker then hilariously adds that Paul Giamatti was also at the party and stayed “away from the cast, looking over at Rob, and looked like he felt sorry for him”. Do you think that Paul Giamatti was in the men’s bathroom later that night and heard gentle sobbing from a stall and thought to himself, “That must be Rob. I feel so sorry for him,” before walking out and leaving Rob in peace? [People]
• Kelly Clarkson is in love!!!!!!!!!! You’re not!!!!!!!!!!! [People]
• Ryan Lochte is going to appear on 90210 as a guest at a vacation resort and in other news, I now have six weeks to catch up on all of 90210.[Deadline]
• It’s Tim Tebow’s birthday and he celebrated by going shirtless for GQ. Meanwhile it’s my 20th birthday and I celebrated by having cigarette ash accidentally flicked in my eye. [E!]