Also, while we are on the subject of young starlets, I would like to state for the record that I really respect the fact that Scout Willis was arrested for underage drinking while knocking back a “Pakistani beer”. A Pakistani beer!!! The girl seems real cultured and I think we could probably be friends. At least for a week. Then I would probably wake up in a gutter somewhere with faint recollections of posing for Terry Richardson and realise that Scout was a bad influence.