How To Win Friends & Influence People
Pro-tip: If you are ever at a party and there’s a lull, you should shout, “I can spell phlegm! Watch! P-h-l-e-g-m! Phlegm!” Everyone will be mad impressed and will invite you to every party from now until the end of eternity. You’re welcome. (This worked for me when I was six years old, so it should probably work for you too. If not, don’t blame me.)
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eileenoconnell said:
FACT: Phlegm is the best word to use in Hangman.
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