June 2012
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My good friends Uncle Fishfart, JonBenét Ramsey,...
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Ever wish you had the confidence to just walk up...
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“Wright began hearing from people who had received bracelets from Emily Dirr. In each case, the return address was a home in Rootstown, Ohio that public records show is owned by a man named William Dirr. Records also show that William Dirr has a 22-year-old daughter named Emily Dirr. Emily was a bit character in the Dirr’s universe. Now, it appeared she was the only one who actually...
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“Comic Novella” is a cute, quaint name for a baby girl. You’re welcome, expectant parents.
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Also, while we are on the subject of young starlets, I would like to state for the record that I really respect the fact that Scout Willis was arrested for underage drinking while knocking back a “Pakistani beer”. A Pakistani beer!!! The girl seems real cultured and I think we could probably be friends. At least for a week. Then I would probably wake up in a gutter somewhere with faint...
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Stacee Jaxx, the hero of Rock of Ages
Stacee Jaxx, every pornbot that has ever followed you on Twitter
Stacee Jaxx, a Dutch DJ that enjoyed mild success across continental Europe in the mid-nineties
Stacee Jaxx, a discount beer you’re too afraid to try
Stacee Jaxx, the stage name of a stripper arrested on suspicion of selling Xanax to high school students
