August 2012
Good news! I just turned off the light in my...
Anonymous asked: How can I get a date with you?
Anonymous asked: how can I get Tumblr famous?
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Sky Ferreira - Everything is Embarrassing
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notnadia asked: Come visit us in New York City please. Please, please, please. Sincerely, America (and Tahlia).
REDDIT AMA: I am Amy O'Connor, girl.
amyoconnor: Hi guys! I’m here to answer any questions you may have about being a girl, burning eggs or applying Vaseline to your nose when you have the sniffles. Shoot away!
[-] donkeydong69 hahaha, go suck a dick. on the real, though - when was the last time you ate something that wasn’t a sandwich?
[-] amyoconnor Great question! The last time I ate something that wasn’t a...
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“By the way, if you want to know what I think about this whole reddit experience...”
– THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. HAHAHA, WHAT A STUPID WORLD WE LIVE IN.
“Well, I just moved into a new apartment and there is only one electrical socket...”
– Me, attempting to flirt in a nightclub.
Anonymous asked: I can see how Frank Ocean would be cool if you've literally NEVER listened to any R&B before
SNL Announces First Three Season 38 Hosts & Music... →
popculturebrain:
Seth MacFarlane/Frank Ocean - Sept 15
Joseph Gordon Levitt/Mumford & Sons - Sept 22
Daniel Craig/Muse - Oct 6
FRANK OCEAN, FRANK OCEAN, FRANK OCEAN.
“Step Up 5: Who Knew Meth Could Enhance Your Dancing Abilities?”
“Step Up 6: Will Dance For Meth”
“Step Up 7: Give Me Meth or Fuck Off”
“Step Up 8: I’m Not Addicted to Meth - I’m Addicted to Dance! Also, Do You Feel Like There Are Lice Crawling All Over Your Body?”
“Step Up 9: Meth Kills”
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M.I.A - Bad Girls
I liked The Mindy Project a...
You know how mothers can, like, lift freight trains with their bare hands if their children are in danger? I harness that same strength when dealing with stubborn, hard-to-open bottles of Diet Coke.
Ten British Comedies You Should Be Glad You've... →
Equally ugh-inducing: Not Going Out, Miranda, In with the Flynns, Mrs. Brown’s Boys.
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Bored, Bieber started a game, playfully jabbing everyone in the crotch with his fist. First, he jabbed at Braun, who, without looking up from the script, dropped his hands to block. Daly did the same. When Bieber jabbed at Siva Kaneswaran, a member of the Wanted, he connected. He called out, “Got you, bro.” Kaneswaran balled his fist but seemed unsure how to respond. “I don’t want to hurt his...
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From: Barack Obama
Subject: I have a secret…
Body: Haha, jk. On the real, though, I need some $$$!!!
Love,
Barack
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From: Barack Obama
Subject: I have an itchy…
Body: …back and I can’t really reach it. Don’t you hate that? Does this humanise me at all? I’m a regular Joe! Also, I need cash.
- Barack
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From: Barack...
“Rookie Falls Out of Snooki’s Cookie!” - cool way to announce the birth of Snooki’s child.
“Lyrically, it talks about not getting along with someone and hoping he only...”
– Wikipedia for Maroon 5’s “One More Night”
“Sorry! We did something wrong. Try favouriting your tweet again.”
Guess it just wasn’t meant to be.
“Let’s go to the beach, each”
– Confucius
Who among you will sign my petition to name the...
Real talk: I only listen to the radio now in the...
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Abby Elliott Leaving 'SNL' | Splitsider →
