June 2012
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“For the first 10 years of our marriage, Barack and I lived in an apartment in my...”
– Michelle Obama’s latest e-mail to campaign supporters reminds us of what a sweetie Barack Obama is.
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Great Movie Quotes
“Thank you so much for believing in my weirdness!” - Katy Perry, Part Of Me
“There’s no music, though. It’s all in my head. It’s all in my heart actually.” - Katy Perry, Part Of Me
“If you’ve got a dream, you’ve got to go on a journey to pursue that dream.” - Katy Perry, Part Of Me
“Songwriting and making these records is...
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That thing where a Romanian parking attendant asks you for your number and you get flustered, because why is this Romanian boy talking to you in the first place and, oh my God, did you just say yes when he asked you for your number and you really are so easily flustered sometimes and, yes, there it is - you’re giving him your friend’s number instead.
“I’ll text you!”...
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Anonymous asked: Well since I don't know how you look, it will be very difficult to do that, but if you're able to provide photos of your body, (nudes preferably but bikini pics will suffice) it'll make it easier to imagine that. =P
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Once upon a time (last week), I had a handful of Pringles (can of Pringles) and a slice of ham (more Pringles) for dinner.
Ever do that thing where you’re walking down a street and you realise halfway that you’re going the wrong way? But because you’re too embarrassed to turn around and be perceived by your fellow pedestrians as lost or directionless, you just continue down the wrong path and instead take a longer route, thus making life harder for yourself? You do? Samesies!
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“It’s like a velvet blanket covered in diamonds.”
– You better believe that Julianne Hough’s character in Rock of Ages compares the city of Los Angeles to a velvet blanket. It’s a beautiful, lyrical simile and just one of the many reasons you should pay money to see this garbage movie.
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"You've gone viral!" - fun medical diagnosis.
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