“Like short sleeves I bear arms”
—Jay-Z/Amy O’Connor
June 2012
“There’s a fire starting in my heart”
—Don’t worry, Adele. It’s just heartburn and it’s very common among pregnant women. Namaste, girl.
Dear Diary,
Today I Googled “organ doner kebab”. Am I wasting my life away?
Love, Amy
New York
Angel Haze
Angel Haze - New York
Song of the week, song of the year, song of my life, etc.
Over And Over
Hot Chip
Hot Chip - Over and Over
“I’m so tired. I might just sit down. I’ll just drop my bag here. Oh shit, I can’t sit down. I’m at a bus stop on a busy street. Would people think it was weird if I just sat down on the street? Is that a thing people do? Oh my God, I genuinely cannot remember if people ever sit down on the street and whether that’s, like, frowned upon. It’s probably best that I just lean against this pole. This pole is nice. It’s cold, too. Would people notice if I just rubbed my face on it? Because it is really hot and rubbing my face on this pole seems like my only means of survival right now.”
—I drink one beer and this is the conversation I have with myself.
Close To Me
The Cure
The Cure - Close To Me
Make Someone Happy
Jimmy Durante
Jimmy Durante - Make Someone Happy
This song plays at the end of Sleepless in Seattle and I’ll be damned if I’m not going to listen to it in honour of Nora Ephron.
how old are you?
(I am 19.)
Wii (Still Un)Fit
“Kim Kardashian’s annoying. Really? Hitler killed everybody.”
—Louis CK explaining why men are worse than women.
Nobody wants to hear your acoustic cover version of that popular song.
“I really admire the fact that he’s not that smart.”
—Explaining my love of Channing Tatum to my mother.
On Parade
Electrelane
Electrelane - On Parade
We Will Vacation You Can Be My Parasol
Be Your Own Pet
Be Your Own Pet - We Will Vacation, You Can Be My Parasol
“I’m not an intellectual at all. But intellectuals are amusing and so when I write, I write about them in comic dilemmas and in comic situations. If I was pressed as an intellectual, I would be dead. But, as a writer, just making jokes about them, I can do that as something that interests me, because for whatever reason — whatever accident — I happen to find that part of the social milieu amusing and so it always seems to come out inadvertently in everything I do.”
—Woody Allen on the humor in intellectuals. (via moviefone)
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. I also have no skills and I lack courage. So, I guess my daughter’s fucked - oops!
- Me, if I were Liam Neeson
"Like us on Facebook!" is the most desperate request you can make of your fellow man.
Boys Remix
Britney Spears ft. Neptunes
Britney Spears - Boys (Remix) feat. Pharell Williams
Professional mixologists refer to my favourite cocktail as “one bottle of wine”.
