Today I Googled “organ doner kebab”. Am I wasting my life away?
(I am 19.)
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. I also have no skills and I lack courage. So, I guess my daughter’s fucked - oops!
- Me, if I were Liam Neeson
Professional mixologists refer to my favourite cocktail as “one bottle of wine”.